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Twitter. I like it best when done by birds. So many old words mean very new things. Language is ever evolving but at age 60, what I don’t know can be embarrassing. Since when did […]
Twitter. I like it best when done by birds. So many old words mean very new things. Language is ever evolving but at age 60, what I don’t know can be embarrassing. Since when did […]
Never put your shoes on the wrong feet. Your feet will become confused and start to walk in opposite directions. If you are a foot model for disgusting pictures on a podiatrist’s wall, don’t wear […]
Never enter a revolving door or turnstile in front of someone who is bigger, stronger and faster than you are, unless you want to learn to fly. The meek shall fall to the earth. Neither […]
Does violating hairdresser monogamy make you feel guilty? Whenever I switch, I feel like I’m plunging a pair of scissors into the heart of my “last true love.” Yet there I am, on to […]
According to my profile on FaceBook I’m wide open to sex and shenanigans with anybody. Rather unseemly for a syndicated religion columnist, don’t you think? It was a Technosaur oopsie on my part, and […]
I love a kid with a tattoo. Everywhere I see young darlings in fully inked sleeves hanging out in malls or at local stop and robs. I wonder how their designs will play out […]
See what funny, ugly hippies now order when one of them has to eat inside the most popular fried chicken diner. If you want to know, locate and circle the words from the riddle above […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK It wouldn’t be another year if we didn’t come across lists of new words, something I discussed when the year was new. But what about old words? Now I’ve also […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I can make fun of anything. It’s my job. For instance, last July, as we stood on a scenic overlook over the Mississippi River in Missouri (you can’t look at […]