A Thanksgiving Thank You
I’d like to report a chat I had today with Madam’s number two hairball pet—the cat. I’m referring to the Fluff Muffin Cat who tours around Minnesota like the dog, perched on the console of […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
I’d like to report a chat I had today with Madam’s number two hairball pet—the cat. I’m referring to the Fluff Muffin Cat who tours around Minnesota like the dog, perched on the console of […]
We know you are busy with family meals Turkey, stuffing and Black Friday Deals We understand chaos will soon ensue Shopping, eating and baking too But before the season gets out of hand We want […]
In Greek mythology, Echo was a mountain nymph who loved the sound of her own voice. I too love the sound of my own voice although not as much as I hate The Voice. Bill […]
My wife has a catchphrase. It’s “no.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 27, 2013 “No, I can’t ‘make’ time for you. Time can’t be created or destroyed. LEARN SCIENCE, MOTHER FUCKER.” That Jehovah’s […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. What was he going to do, chase me down?” […]
Daily Fiber Films celebrates Thanksgiving: [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”476″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/17VRTJM” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/gnARMIj76fU?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=gnARMIj76fU&width=476&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep5916″ /]
When I’m getting gas, I’m usually in a hurry…either to get to an appointment or to get home.. either way, BOTH are places that I told people I’d be home 20 minutes ago! Then, I […]
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A dog owner is an owner of dog(s) but did you know that self-absorbed, shallow, conceited and arrogant are just a few of the better things I’ve been called since lunchtime? It doesn’t even bother […]