The Maternal Sigh
My mom is an expert in the art of sighing when mad. Once in a hotel room she sighed so loudly, she inadvertently ordered room service.
Tinkerbell, Freedom & Cleverbot???
One of the more popular features on my site The Daily ReTORt are installments of my conversations with Cleverbot. What’s Cleverbot you ask? Cleverbot, is Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) software that supposedly learns by conversing with […]
The Vibrator Heist
An armed robber in Brazil, burst into a luxury sex toy shop, tied up the sales associate and stole just one item: an 18-carat, gold-plated vibrator. This might turn out to be the ultimate […]
God’s Precious Gift
We went out for dinner with Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Sugartastic Daddy John. The wine was free-flowing, mainly down the thirsty one’s throat and the food was of the cooked variety. Jill Y was […]
One Million Mistakes
First, they went after JC Penney for adopting Ellen DeGeneres as their spokesperson. Now, One Million Moms, a conservative “family values” group who equates homosexuality with sin, is ready to fight JC Penney again, for […]
How NOT to Install a New Roman Shade
I won’t bore everyone with the whole story of how I ended up standing on a precariously propped-up stepladder holding a Roman shade with a tension rod stuck in it. Suffice it to say that […]
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Writers. People who write. Writers who are people. People writers. Every single one of the above has an obligation, not to be careless. The written word is as strong as Jill Y’s impulse to buy […]
Thoughts to Ponder
One who nourishes a pet peeve beware of pet poop!
Suzy Soro’s Comedy
Suzy Soro will be performing in Taboo Tales June 6th at the MACHA Theatre at 1107 North Kings Road, West Hollywood, California. According to Suzy, “It’s where people tell the stories they’ve never told anyone […]
Facebook Security
Just about the funniest thing I’ve read in a while was when I clicked on a link on my news feed and Facebook told me that things might not be safe because I was LEAVING […]