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Honest Letter to my Younger Self

November 14, 2011
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Yo, younger self, how’s it going? I guess I should really know the answer to that – but my memory is admittedly fuzzy in my forty-something-th year. I am not proud to admit that I…

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My Run-in With Ryan Howard

November 14, 2011
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How would you react if you came face-to-face with a celebrity? I used to think that I would be cool, calm and collected, but alas, fate proved I was mistaken. Picture it: the dairy aisle…

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Random Thought 49

November 14, 2011
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Random Thought 49

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Kardashian Kaos?

November 13, 2011
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian are apparently not getting along. It’s SO bad, they even yell at each other when there AREN’T 15 cameras on them

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Random Thought 48

November 13, 2011
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I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark’s teeth. Locating them wasn’t really the problem, but pulling them out of my…

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Welcome to the Pennsylvania Turnpike

November 13, 2011
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As we were driving home today, I noticed a new welcome sign as we crossed into the state which read, “Welcome to the Pennsylvania Turnpike, home of America’s first Super Highway”.  There should be an…

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Which Way To Mecca?

November 13, 2011
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If I was a Muslim, I would move to the exact opposite point on the globe from Mecca. That way I could pray in any direction I wanted.

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Bad Debate Performance?

November 12, 2011
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It seems like Rick Perry screwed up the debate the other night, but he’s actually cornering the much coveted alzheimers vote.

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Tis the Season

November 12, 2011
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Tis the Season

I love it when I see ads that have multiple meanings beyond what the advertiser’s were intentionally depicting.  It’s a bonus when they are clever enough to employ a second image in how it’s presented.…

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Uncle Clyde, the Redneck Gentleman Farmer Knows How to Please His Customers

November 12, 2011
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    I ran into Uncle Clyde the other day.  Uncle Clyde’s one of those people you’re related to but you’re never quite sure how.  We have a lot of those type relatives in the…

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New Sonic Drive-In Drives Need for Dog Etiquette Class

November 12, 2011
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It has come to my attention that a new Sonic Drive-In is being constructed less than two miles from our house. My dogs are already wagging their tails in delight as this is their favorite…

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Random Thought 47

November 12, 2011
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When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.

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Training Cats

November 11, 2011
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If you want to train your cat to walk on a leash, it makes sense to first learn how to give yourself stitches

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Lake Serpent Spotted in Canada?

November 11, 2011
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There has been another sighting of Ogopogo, Canada’s version of the Loch Ness Monster. The legend of Ogopogo, has a long history in North America dating back centuries through stories told my native Canadians.  A…

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Random Thought 46

November 11, 2011
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If I saw you hitchhiking, I’d smile and return your thumb’s up, just for you doing such a great job of being a positive roadside influence.

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Michael Vick

November 11, 2011
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Just read an article saying Michael Vick’s the NFL’s most disliked player. I’ve a feeling that title’s going to dog him for a while

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Friday Humor Devotional

November 11, 2011
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Dear Lord, please guide me to the nearest off-ramp.  My gym-rat wife mistook my lime flavored colonoscopy drink for Gatorade and hurry I just got the Jag detailed,  Amen.

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11/11/11

November 11, 2011
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Today is 11/11/11. Some people are staying in their houses afraid of the significance of this number.  To them, 11/11/11  adds up to the end of the world or some other major mystical event. To…

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Living the Suburban Death in a Minivan Hearse

November 11, 2011
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I was doing a story on funeral homes and the various services they offer. As you can surmise, it was a not my most uplifting piece, but hey, death happens to everyone, so you might…

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Time travel and other concerns

November 11, 2011
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Cliff Richard

STICK WITH WHAT you’re good at. That has always been the advice of my young friend, Maxim. I have always been very careful to maintain a career in cartoons, caricature and comic writing. If I…

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Where’s Waldo?

November 10, 2011
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A “Where’s Waldo?” movie’s in the works. That’ll mean the hardest guy to find on the big screen will no longer be Steven Seagal

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