Resolutions I Ought to Make But Probably Won’t
For years now, my one New Year’s resolution has been to make no resolutions. This year will be different, because I will at least think of some things that ought to be done better in […]
For years now, my one New Year’s resolution has been to make no resolutions. This year will be different, because I will at least think of some things that ought to be done better in […]
1. If the Big Dipper were to tip over, would it pour water onto the earth? 2. If an astronaut gets burned out and quits, is he spaced out? 3. Why are there dippers in […]
Our pool club sent out an email stating they are closed for 24 hours due to a poop found floating in the pool. However, they also stated that they will still be open for their […]
When you’ve had a hard day at the office of the world, mass confusion reigns supreme and marries you against your will. During the day, decisions have to be made and it’s these decisions that […]
Earlier this week, a Minnesota woman was bit 25 times by an otter while training for a triathlon in a local pond. But if I can just play critter’s advocate here, she really shouldn’t have […]
1. I could sing “Someday My Prince Will Come” in the original key. I still can. 2. I could do a slow two-step waltz that was pretty respectable – well, at least as long as […]
One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means: […]
Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and […]
Check your local listings! Join us for Cramp Week on PMSN, where on Monday, we will discover how many shades of red leave stains and which ones can actually be removed if you catch […]
Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against the […]