Singing Opera and Writing Funny
Let’s get one thing out of the way first. I am weird, but not dangerous. Okay, maybe I’m dangerous when I’m on a stepladder trying to install anything. Other than that, I am harmless and […]
Tag: cats
Looking for a sweet gal to chase string with.
Beneath the underbelly, where cats live, cats reign supreme. This feline sub culture, unknown to most, is known only to some. Some cats don’t have the time to find a partner and that’s where the […]
Saturday Morning With Harmony the Cat
Cat: 1. walking ego with an attitude problem; 2. alien that took over Earth millennia ago (from “Definitions You Won’t Find in any Webster’s New World Dictionary,” http://www.opusforfour.com/definitions.html ) Before I go any further, I […]
I Pledge Allegiance to The Cat
I adopted my cat from the New York City ASPCA in March of last year. The ASPCA was careful to give me all the information they could about my cat’s background and to make sure […]
A Dog’s Life
I normally complain about the cats in my house but this time I have a bone to pick, metaphorically, with my dogs. It seems that the two dogs, yes, 2 cats, 2 dogs, that also […]
The Goldfish Who Changed the World
It was a dark and stormy night, and in a particular house on Maple Street, there lived a tiny little goldfish named Herman. Herman was home alone while his owners were at a special fundraising […]
Trip to Walmart
I went to Walmart a few weeks ago, because they were having a sale on wife beaters. Not actually people who beat wives, even though I’m sure they work there, but white tank tops. They […]