Groundhog For President
Tag: elections
I’m Packin’ So You’re Wrong
An election year is truly a polarizing event. Actually, it’s more like Halloween. Because people you see every day, people you usually get along with, suddenly appear before you wearing the ghastly costume of reactionary […]
Corporate Bullies: Great Role Models
Papa John of Papa John’s Pizza has decided that since he didn’t get his way in the election, he is going to take it out on his employees to cut his costs for healthcare. Maybe […]
Extreme Cougar Wives and the Presidential Elections
TLC has added a new show to its already long line of freakish programming: Extreme Cougar Wives which will profile really old women with really young men including a 76-year-old widow who is involved with […]
Mitt Romney: Britain’s Royal Cousin?
Somewhere in hell, Oliver Cromwell is thinking “Hey, I like this guy.” I’ve been snickering at my desk all day thinking about Mitt Romney, his creepy family, his advisors and the dressage team, barnstorming […]
Virginia is for Lovers of Jello-O and Armed Insurrections
FROM THE FILES OF: Greene County, Virginia, GOP division. March newsletter article: “Rallying Against the Living Wage,” or this one: “Is Barack Hussein Obama America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?” And this very important article: “Political […]