What emails and my waistline have in common
Getting my emails to a manageable number is much like getting my weight to a manageable number. Both are great in theory, and neither are made better with a one-pound bag of Skittles. […]
Getting my emails to a manageable number is much like getting my weight to a manageable number. Both are great in theory, and neither are made better with a one-pound bag of Skittles. […]
I have “issues” with taking a sit-down in public restrooms. I am no primadonna. I just have issues and, when the need arises on a roadtrip, I have to seek out a clean, name brand hotel for a […]
Everyone knows that the government is harvesting and storing every phone, text, and email message Americans send. Which makes sense because you never know when your 96 year-old grandmother is going to get bored with […]
Sending every email to me with a red exclamation point ensures I won’t know when it’s actually urgent. It also ensures you will annoy me and your email will go to the bottom of my […]
If you happen to be a Catholic, you know we are now in the season of Lent. That means no meat on Fridays and you have to give something up you enjoy for 40 days […]
From: General Martin Dempsey To: All Admirals and Generals CC: Leon In light of recent developments concerning three top generals, it is essential that we clarify our policies on the use of email. Your fundamental […]
This was an email that I got this morning. Read closely. I know the product that this email was advertising. In fact, I plan on ordering Sticky Buddy, the magical lint and hair remover. When […]
Last month, I got an email from a tutoring service (I don’t know why). In the body of the email were some algebra or calculus equations — you know, something mathy and then a short […]