Facebooked
So, I turn on our local news station today to check the weather forecast when a local story came on. The news reporter stated that a woman, who met a man on Facebook, broke into […]
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The Teenage Boy’s Dream Date?
It’s Prom season–the season of young love and romance and the season when teenage boys and girls go on the hunt for their dream date who will put that special punctuation on their high school […]
Thirsty Dave’s Citizens Arrest
Thirsty Dave was wrong but try telling him that. His latest hobby is making citizens arrests and he doesn’t really need much of a reason to put his hobby into practice. I was sitting on […]
Mayhem’s Top List Of Facts About Facebook
The hugely successful social network may soon go public. So, as a public service to potential investors, let’s learn more about Mark Zuckerberg’s company with my “Top List Of Facts About Facebook”. […]
If I Were Queen of the Internet
Lately, I have been frustrated with the Internet and social media. So, last night I started to think about what I would do to make life easier for everyone if I were Queen of the […]
My Failed Facebook Marriage….
You probably don’t know this about me, but I’m a sensitive soul….a petite, genteel flower if you will. I drink Celestial Seasonings sleepy-time chamomile tea as a pick-me-up. All of my under garments must be […]
The Business of Getting Out of People’s Business
The Obama family is featured in the latest issue of People Magazine. In the interview, Obama tells People his family isn’t on Facebook because he doesn’t want people knowing his business. The President: “Why would […]
The U.S. Citizenship Test (According to Facebook)
Good afternoon, presumably American citizen! As you’re probably aware, your right to citizenship is guaranteed by the 14th amendment to the U.S. Constitution (not to be confused with the U.S.S. Constitution, which — like diversity […]
Bringing Down the Kardashians
You have to admire the spirit of the TV viewing public. A new grass roots organization has formed to eradicate the world from the forces of evil. This group has chosen to put their lives […]
Chicken Pox Spit for Sale
Sometimes I wonder why people breed. Okay, that’s not exactly correct. Sometimes I wonder why some people are allowed to breed. I know that sounds like a harsh statement, but just wait. Apparently, federal prosecutors […]