Dearest Santa:
Dearest Santa: It has come to my attention that, because of the nature of some of the activities I have allegedly been involved in this past year, there is a real possibility that I am […]
Tag: fiction
Clown For Hire
Name: Fuckles the Clown Age: Old Type: Not so freaking happy Skills: Can pull anything out of her ass Traits: Drunk Props: Vodka bottle (filled with the real thing), instrument for her main trick (see […]
Boys Night Out
My darling girlfriend, Ginger, had gone to see her mother for the weekend leaving me alone with the dog. So, Friday night I gave my midget buddy Roger a call and asked him if he […]
My Dad always said Big Girls need Lovin’ Too, But this is Ridiculous!
This has been an interesting week at the trailer park. We had a couple of very large women move in three trailers down from us. The bigger of the two weighs about 300 and has […]
Michelangelo – The Missing Years
Hello! I’m back! I thought I’d let a suitable hiatus intervene after my recent epic daily postings of the Eric Preet Serial. This whimsical article was inspired when an airbrush illustrator friend of mine told […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Thursday
BROMLEY! THE SORT of sleepy suburbia that should be the bed-manufacturing capital of the world. I was going to claim what was rightfully mine. I rang the doorbell and got no response. I pressed harder. […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Wednesday
I WAS IN PRISON for the whole of Wednesday. Prisoners were allowed newspapers and I speed-read the front page headline: ‘Wotta Lot o’ Lotto!’ Huh. Another undeserving lottery millionaire. Why couldn’t I get a look […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Monday
I WOKE UP. I looked at myself in the mirror and wondered how someone could look so perfect first thing in the morning. And I wasn’t even Jane Asher. I checked the letterbox. Yes, the […]
The Night I spent in the Arms of Dolly Parton
On Friday, my midget friend Roger and I were loafing around, playing pinball down at the trailer park office. Out of the blue, a huge motor coach came rolling into the park. I had never […]
Mayor Lund is Having a Baby!
The continuing saga of Mayor Tom Lund and his trailer park. When we last met the Mayor, he had been convicted of a DUI and sentenced to house arrest Last week, I had the best […]