Eight Ways To Know You Are a Baby Boomer
1. You find yourself singing “500 Miles” and crying. 2. You still have all of your old 8-track tapes. You can’t make yourself get rid of them, even though you now have all of those […]
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It’s Weiner Wednesday
One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means: […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Don’t wear a pair of Espadrilles in the rain. Your feet will never recover from the emotional trauma. If you want your cat to do something, make him think you don’t want him to do […]
Why Mother’s Day Sucks
Mother’s Day. Every damn year we celebrate this holiday. Sorry, this “day.” I mean, can we really call it a “holiday”? Would the post-office stop delivering mail or the banks close if Mother’s Day was […]
The Courtship of Prince Nigel
Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and […]
Ode to My iPhone: Oh How I Love You
Oh iPhone, how do I love you so with your really big screen and your gorgeous white glow. I don’t know how I lived without you for so long; I was missing texting and […]
Cramp Week on PMSN
Check your local listings! Join us for Cramp Week on PMSN, where on Monday, we will discover how many shades of red leave stains and which ones can actually be removed if you catch […]
Flying Pantyhosed Chubster Lives the Dream and So Can You
Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against the […]