Sharknado Puts Bite on Shark Week?
In case you were worried that Shark Week 2013 was going to be boring, think again. Not only does Discovery Channel have a great lineup for the man-eating beasts, but the SyFy Channel is also […]
Tag: funny
Some people find their purpose in life at a young age.
Thirsty Dave doesn’t do complicated. If he has a motto in life and he does, it’s “It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, just fill it up already and stop […]
Scurvy Jane didn’t want a dog.
If you find yourself in conversation with somebody who knows Scurvy Jane and they tell you that she hasn’t got an attitude problem, ask them if they’re lying because they are. Not only are they […]
The truth was written all over his face
Crime took place yet few spoke about it for fear of being laughed at. Fortunately for you, I’m used to being laughed at but one day I hope to be pitied too. Successful criminals are […]
I will burn my money
The Nigerian Prince was not happy. For such a long time, he had sent out emails with business proposals but nobody ever responded and he just couldn’t understand why. His proposals were all financially sound […]
Most say I do not have a mind but they can mind their own business and do it somewhere else with 72 cats for all I care.
Some say it’s about time, some say it’s too soon and most couldn’t care less but I thought it was about time I opened up the inner workings of the Bill Y mind. This procedure […]
I Did NOT Wear a Nightgown in the Lobby While Putting Out the Garbage and Insulting Old Ladies!
It’s Saturday morning, my only lazy morning of the week. I’ll get dressed later. Right now all I want to do is sit and watch Mythbusters on cable. You’d better put the garbage out before […]
Weiner’s Sexting Puts Him into Another Tight Spot
NYC mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, who still has not found the shut off button for either his penis or his smartphone, has admitted to sexting a 22 year-old woman. As you might recall, Weiner […]
Going Viral
I recently talked to a blogger who gets thousands of hits a day. Desperate to learn his secrets, I imagined cuffing and coercing him into an isolated room with two chairs, a metal table, and lighting designed specifically to intimidate. I saw myself tossing back a shot of whiskey, lighting a cigar, […]
Ronan O’Brien doesn’t have any eyelids.
Ronan O’Brien was a nondescript, cold-hearted kid who didn’t give much away. He carried the same blank expression every time you saw him and was hard to read. To describe him as lazy is to […]