Want
I want, you want, we all want and that’s just the way things are so get over it. I’m not going to blame Bon Jovi on this but I’ll blame them on something later on. […]
Tag: humor
Our Normal Friend Tom
Our normal friend Tom is as sane as a teething baby in a topless bar full of topless women who are just dying to breastfeed teething babies. Our Normal friend Tom is so normal that […]
What Makes Us Talk That Way?
You have to admit that some of the expressions that Americans use to describe people or comment on the state of things are pretty interesting. I have made a list of some of them, and, […]
This Friday Night: 5 Tips For The Night Before SAT
It’s Friday Night—Do you know where your college-bound kids are? Well, Saturday is another SAT test day, so chances are, many will be in test-prep lockdown. Last year, nearly 1.6 million students took the SAT. […]
The Mothers of Invention
My mother and Jill Y’s mother and Sugartastic Daddy John’s mother and Thirsty Dave’s mother and Scurvy Janes’s mother and another couple of other mothers are otherwise engaged every Thursday. They’re an artistic bunch who […]
The Great Catholic Halloween Caper
It was Halloween of 1955, and the kids of St. Joseph’s Catholic Elementary School had been looking forward to it, along with every other kid in the United States. We got to dress up in […]
Storm Clouds Brewing over The Weather Channel
The Weather Channel has now decided to name winter storms. But this proclamation has created threatening skies in the weather forecasting biz. Apparently, the National Weather Service and Accuweather’s feelings are hurt because they weren’t […]
Does God care about women? I care about women. Can I get a witness?
One of my top 1000 favorite songs that I like more than whiskey is the Jimi Hendrix version of Bob Dylan’s “All Along The Watchtower”. It’s a tune that gets the blood flowing and if […]