Death Doesn’t Become Us
What people fear the most after speaking in public and being trapped in an elevator with Harvey Weinstein is death. Tucked away in a compartment of our brain labeled “Denial” resides a black-robed figure waving […]
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SPARKS BRIEF: Screams From The White House [Spoiler Alert!]
Los Angeles, CA— John Carpenter, creator of the Halloween film franchise, announced yesterday he will direct a new horror film titled Halloween DC. A representative from Miramax Films told a Sparks Brief reporter the new […]
TATTLE TALES: True Love Sucks
Another entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month! Mr. R.M. Renfield Dr. Seward’s Asylum 666 Bedlam Lane London, England August 15, 1891 My Dearest Mr. Renfield: I am writing in strictest confidence, as I […]
TATTLE TALES: Lock Her Up!
May 5, 1897 – Police Gazette News The Enchanted Forest Police issued a restraining order today against a Gold E. Locks. The plaintiff, Mom E. Bear, filed the complaint after finding the culprit in her […]
SPARKS BRIEF: New Headliners to Perform at Inauguration
Washington, DC – The Trump Inauguration Committee just updated the list of performers to once again include The Rockettees. Also, added are Stevie Wonder and the cast of “Hamilton.” Imogene and Myrtle Rockettee of Turtle […]
SPARKS BRIEF: A Whole New Reality
Mark Burnett, reality television king and creator of the hit Survivor, announced his newest venture into reality TV – The Apprentice President. The show will premiere on January 20th, 2017, when Donald Trump, the […]
The Nightmare Before Diabetes
Decorating for Halloween and the celebration of “All Hallows Eve” has grown exponentially in the past few decades. Halloween has become the second biggest decorated holiday after Christmas. I love seeing people’s houses decked out […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind me to be more specific when my children asked me what I want for Mother’s Day. I said I simply wanted a flower from each of them. I guess I got […]
How Not to Get a Literary Agent
2015. Resolutions are my thing. I love making them. I rarely keep them, but I love the process. I am still working on the 50-pound weight loss from 2010 and the healthy eating mantra of […]
Election Day Lessons
I’m not sure if you noticed, but yesterday was Election Day. Depending on who you bet on, today either feels like the beginning of something good or you expect one of the four horsemen of […]