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A couple of things to begin with – Bill Y is short for William, I am a sheep and Anthony played a practical joke on me 23 years ago. Anthony has a sense of humor […]
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If you believe in evolution, you can’t be in favour of homosexuality or the ducks will get you in the end.
I know you to be cleverer than me but I was thinking about using a phrase like “Orwellian dystopia” and seeing if that will convince you that I am in fact not a moron but […]
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Just because I’m a softly spoken, unopinionated, quiet person of timid sensibilities doesn’t mean I don’t have a voice. Just because that voice is seldom heard and rarely draws attention to itself doesn’t mean it […]
The Master of All that is Everything
Like some people who like reading Agony Aunts in the newspapers, I like reading Agony Aunts in the newspapers. There’s a wealth of knowledge to be learned in those words and you don’t have to […]
This isn’t a joke, this is real life.
Y world, the world of Y, my life – they’re one in the same and another name for this prison I find myself supposedly existing in. Some people are born to this world with silver […]
The subtle difference between the English and German languages
My good friend German Mickey O’Flanagan has been teaching me how to speak German. I’m not really good at learning, preferring not to learn whenever possible. German Mick has a way with words and is […]
Back in my day…
I must have been a bad, mad, massively confused bad madman in a previous life and as punishment in this life, I have to feed my miserable sense of humor with self-depreciating mocking, Bon Jovi […]
US Election Race sensational dope scandal!
LEFT: The next US President thinking deeply and carefully about Health Care Reform THE WHOLE OF the American political system was rocked yesterday by the revelation of a dope scandal enveloping the Presidential election race. […]
To sleep, perchance to escape
Before we begin whatever the hell this is, we need to agree on something. We need to agree that it’s possible to be bored to sleep by the boring, senseless, drivel that constantly bleeds from […]
The abhorrent, repugnant, antagonistic act of kissing someone
I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” […]