What if Beatles Songs Were About the Pandemic?
We might have songs like: Help! I Need Some Toilet Paper! All You Need is Hand Sanitizer Can’t Buy Me Lysol Wipes Eight Zoom Meetings a Week She’s Leaving Home to Go to The Grocery […]
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Ask a Terrier: Zooming Isn’t Like Running
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog Hey, Budleigh! Is this social distancing as hard on dogs as on us Giants? When I take Edde, my big goof, on a stroll, I keep six feet from […]
It’s a Wonderful World, Says Mother Nature
A Humor Outcasts Interview with Mother Nature The following are excerpts from an exclusive interview with celebrated environmentalist, Mother Nature. Humor Outcasts: Thank you for agreeing to meet today, Mother Nature. I’m sure you’re tremendously […]
Stick ’em up: Give me all your TP
Someone commented the other day that the coronavirus pandemic will turn out to be the worst worldwide disaster since World War 2. I’m not sure I agree with that–apparently this particular person was too young […]
Don’t Cough So Close to Me
The coronavirus outbreak is a serious, deadly thing, and it should be taken seriously. All the more reason to have fun with it … because if you can’t laugh, the virus has already won. So […]
Medical Experts Fear Trump May Have the Coronavirus
An Exclusive Report from View from the Bleachers Washington, D.C. – In recent weeks, millions of Americans have become increasingly anxious as endless streams of news reports warn about a nasty, contaminating, virulent malignancy that […]
Wiping Doesn’t Stop a Virus, and Other Bad News
Let’s get to what seems to be the important question, first: No, I don’t know why people are hoarding toilet paper. It’s not that kind of virus. There’s so much misinformation about the coronavirus, and […]
Five Things I’m Doing to Prepare for the Coronavirus (Including Playing the Piano with Very Clean Hands)
I Am Washing My Hands. Constantly. Like Every Five Minutes. Apparently, frequent hand-washing is one of the only things you can actually do to avoid getting sick. Accordingly, my survival plan is to wash my hands […]