We Near The End
We’ve all had jobs that aren’t a good fit. We grind it out for a while and then get fired. It’s depressing at first, but later we realize that it’s actually a good thing. It’s […]
Tag: politics
Weiner’s Sexting Puts Him into Another Tight Spot
NYC mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, who still has not found the shut off button for either his penis or his smartphone, has admitted to sexting a 22 year-old woman. As you might recall, Weiner […]
Banned in Texas!
The recent hoopla over the confiscation of tampons and sanitary pads by the Texas Senate has gotten me thinking. Getting me to think is dangerous, because my mind takes strange turns and detours. Guys, you […]
Iowa: Where Attractive Women are Not Wanted
The all-male Iowa Supreme Court has ruled that it’s okay for a company to fire a woman because she is too attractive. This decision came following a discrimination suit where a woman employee was terminated […]
NEWS HEADLINE: Presidents Koch Bros to Allow Only Billionaires to Vote!
Folks, if you want to vote, you better pull yourself up by the bootstraps, work hard and save! It appears that today the filthy hippies and Marxists have their lovebeads in a lather at the fringe-right […]
What Really Happened In Dallas
The 50th anniversary of the JFK assassination is quickly approaching. Over the years conspiracy theorists have pointed the fingers at all sorts of players: J. Edgar Hoover was behind it; VP Lyndon Johnson wanted Kennedy […]
Climbing My Family Tree Again
Because of the reaction to my first piece revealing some interesting aspects of my family history,* I have decided to continue with a couple more colorful revelations. Did I ever tell you about my cousin […]
Goodbye, Crazy Eyes
In a kind of “YOU didn’t break up with me, I broke up with YOU.” situation (we both wanted out, but she left first. Kaa-eyed congress lady Michele Bachmann released a crazy web video announcing […]