A Grueling Sessions
You probably already know my middle name is Beauregard. And, based on recent statements, you may think that I have no regard For being truthful or direct. Some pundits call it perjury. Insinuate that I […]
Tag: satire
SPARKS BRIEF: Screams From The White House [Spoiler Alert!]
Los Angeles, CA— John Carpenter, creator of the Halloween film franchise, announced yesterday he will direct a new horror film titled Halloween DC. A representative from Miramax films told a Sparks Brief reporter the new […]
To have and hold on a second…
This past Saturday, my wife offered to “put a smile” on my face. I eagerly accepted, and shortly thereafter was grinning from ear to ear after she went shoe shopping without me. Lots of long-time […]
Achmed and Mamood’s Statue Toppling and Hauling Services
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SPARKS BRIEF: Dressing for Disaster
Washington, DC – First Lady, Melania Trump, has just announced, during an impromptu press conference from the East Wing, she is releasing a fashion line for victims of natural disasters. The Melania Mayhem collection is […]
Donald Trump: Chess Master
Sources report that while hurricanes were ravaging Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands, President Trump spent the time in seclusion, deeply immersed in study of the chess strategies of famous champions such as Mikhail Tal, […]
Freedom from speech
You can say anything that you like in this land, just as long as you don’t disagree. You can live a life filled with great riches and strength, if you pledge your allegiance to me. […]
Theodor S. Geisel Will You Please Go Away Now! The Lost Works of Dr. Seuss
Dr. Seuss is known the world over for his fun-filled books and lovable characters such the Grinch, the Cat in the Hat, and who doesn’t love Zyyzer Zazzer Zuz? What is less known is how […]
TATTLE TALES: True Love Sucks
Another entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month! Mr. R.M. Renfield, Dr. Seward’s Asylum 666 Bedlam Lane London, England August 15, 1891 My Dearest Mr. Renfield: I am writing in strictest confidence, as […]