McEpic
Sometimes I’m a slave to my own brilliance. When you’ve a reputation for putting a unique spin on things, the less than brilliant people expect you to deliver with style and individual flair. And so […]
Tag: Scurvy Jane
The parting of the ways of the couple who were once Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave.
Nobody wants to know how Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane broke up so I’ll tell you. They were having a romantic night in, watching some high-class poker tournament when words were had. The thirsty one, being […]
Why do you constantly have to label things?
If you had two stories to tell me and one was about how much money you don’t make and the other was about a recurring dream where Bill Murray wakes up each morning and still […]
Life is too short for this.
I didn’t think it was funny. I didn’t think it was funny at all. I didn’t think it was one bit funny at all, at all. I believed her. I believed the words that she […]
Do me a favor
For special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries and Thursdays, Jill Y prefers a present with a personal touch. The present doesn’t have to cost much, it just has to be something that a bit of time […]
The words speak for themselves
I am the fastest man to have ever walked out of a woman’s shoe shop and that’s a fact but it’s also a story for another day. Today we concentrate on a study that […]
The new man in Scurvy Jane’s life, seems to roam within the confines of the rules.
Scurvy Jane is a belligerent, Vitamin B deficient, daughter of a father who always says she will not and then does. It’s almost as if she was put on this earth to test the boundaries […]
The Power of Will
Willpower doesn’t come to all in equal measures. It’s a skillfully crafted talent that takes dedication to the max. We decided to test this in a real live environment and went out in the world. […]
Do you know a turtle’s only weakness?
Getting out of bed this morning, I realized that I didn’t want to get out of bed. Jill Y is a Scientist and spends her day researching stuff to make thongs better. I’m not a […]
One of these days, this world will speak about Scurvy Jane in the same revered way that they speak of Thirsty Dave.
Sometimes words are not enough. To explain the enormity of the rebellious streak that runs through Scurvy Jane, is not an easy task. When she was 15 of your earth years, I dared her to […]