Do Penguins Dream in Color?
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Archer Woman on Leaving Your Lover
For people who need an extra choice in this matter, Archer Woman is here to help. Archer Woman #10 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic […]
Funny Thought
I’m proud to admit I’m a bit weird. The world needs more weirdness. Indeed, I saw the picture below and immediately thought the penguins were looking for a lost set of car keys. And it […]
Orange Goat’s Milk Soap
ORANGE GOAT’S MILK SOAP INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon orange mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds goat’s milk soap base ¾ teaspoon orange essential oil 2 tablespoons fresh orange zest* isopropyl alcohol or […]
When I was Unambiguously Better Than a Professional Football Player
1) I forget the year, but the San Diego Chargers were essentially one play away from making it to the Super Bowl. They had their best team ever. The situation: The Chargers were leading the […]
Strawberry Shea Butter Soap
STRAWBERRY SHEA BUTTER SOAP INGREDIENTS ½ pound fresh strawberries 1 teaspoon red mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 1 pounds shea butter soap base 1 teaspoon strawberry fragrance oil isopropyl alcohol or butter […]
Misheard Lyrics of Little River Band
The great group Little River Band had a big hit with “Lonesome Loser.” The song contained the following lyrics: “Have you heard about the lonesome loser?“Beaten by the queen of hearts every time.” I, however, […]
Misheard Lyrics of Fleetwood Mac
The great group Fleetwood Mac had a huge hit with their song “Tell Me Lies.” Part of it went: “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies“Tell me lies,” But doesn’t “lies” sound like “lice?” […]