Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Tidyfinding
The surest way to lose something is to misplace it. Then put something else on top of it You can’t see the thing you want to find because it’s covered. You don’t even know where […]
The surest way to lose something is to misplace it. Then put something else on top of it You can’t see the thing you want to find because it’s covered. You don’t even know where […]
All of us, every last one of us, all over the world, have had a sock disappear while doing laundry. Where did it go? And how? This event frustrates and baffles us. And until now […]
We’ve all heard of productivity. We all know what it means. If we earned advanced degrees in economics or business, this concept enters our dreams in dark and mysterious ways nearly every night. Strange to […]
Most people only trip when their feet hit something they didn’t notice, such as a curb or a brick. Many folks might trip while walking uphill or downhill. Fewer people than that trip when their […]
I’ve now blogged over 800 times in a row. I’ve never let anything stop me. Nothing. Not tummy aches. Not even inertia. But today a large herd of rather frustrated elephants stamped down my street. […]
My whole wheat bread did not rise yesterday. It was tasty. But it was not a tasty loaf of bread, it was a tasty brick. Gray clouds appeared in my kitchen. Those clouds, however, had […]
I really thought some of the lyrics the Beatles’ song, “Paperback Writer” went: And I thought so, who cares if his cleaning woman doesn’t understand him? As long as he pays her a fair wage […]
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Haikus are little three-line poems. The first lines has five syllables. The next line has seven, while the last lines reverts back to five. See the following traditional haiku. It evokes clumsiness, mess, iredeemable loss, […]