You Need to See a Pomegranate
Sometimes you gotta do and see something, but not for the usual big reasons. Sometimes you need to up and see things just ‘cuz. And here it is, a pomegranate. Just ‘cuz. You need to […]
Tag: thriller
Exciting Supermarkets
You might think that supermarkets only carry food, but you’d be oh so wrong. You might believe that they stock only food and vitamins, but you’d be wrong. Warmer, but still wrong. If you haven’t […]
What I Did This Day
Pluto. Looks like a malt ball, doesn’t it? 1) Woke up. 2) Got up. Go me! 3) Worked on finances. 4) Showered. 5) Got dressed. The day is still early. Go me. 6) Went to […]
Brace Yourselves Introverts
I feel this way. Introverts’ Creed – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]
Navajo Tacos
Navajo Entree NAVAJO TACOS INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1 tablespoon vegetable oil. 8 Navajo fry breads (See previous recipe for 4 fry breads and double its ingredients)* 1 pound ground beef 1 […]
Bring Back the Rotary Phone
Cell phones have certainly enhanced our lives. Or is that they are really death by enhancement? Every day we receive about one butt-dialed call. But, we too have done our share of butt dialing. I […]
Bergamot Lavender Charcoal Soap
BERGAMOT LAVENDER CHARCOAL SOAP INGREDIENTS 2 pounds charcoal soap base ½ teaspoon bergamot essential oil ½ teaspoon lavender essential oil isopropyl alcohol or butter to coat molding isopropyl alcohol to spray away bubbles […]
Misheard Lyrics of the Beatles
The amazing Beatles had a big hit with great song “Girl.”The lyrics entrance us, to the point we’re not sure what is being sung in the backgroud over key set of lyrics. These lyrics, which […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Final Exit
We put a man on the moon. We look at itty-bittiest things in the universe, a muon or some such thing; it’s much smaller than an atom which we can’t see either. We can use […]