Haiku: How Hot Is It?
Tag: weather
A Hot Time In Every Town
I realized while going through old blogs that I write about winter way more often than summer. Like most humor writers, my work is usually about stuff I’d be complaining about anyway, so there you […]
Stop the Snow
I hate winter. Well, only if I have to go out in it, or pay for heating the house, or if it’s winter. Otherwise I don’t mind. Anyway, parody songs are only good if you’re […]
A Real Weather Wizard
Seasonal changes can get confusing. Of course, every place in the world has the same expression: If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes: It’ll change. (There are possible exceptions, such as, say, the […]
Spring Has Sprung For Now, and I Have Photos To Prove It
I experienced something very odd the other day: I tried to get the lawn mower started, and I did. First time. It took all of twenty minutes to fill the gas and oil, check the […]
It’s So Hot Jokes Get Cold Reception
This week has been so hot, “so hot” jokes have been trending. There’s only so much you can do with them, of course–they’ve been around a long time. One of the original European settlers, in […]
Twister Tales Make Scary Stories
The Governor of Indiana proclaimed March 13-19 to be Tornado Preparedness Week. He used to call it Tornado Awareness Week, but a conspiracy theory emerged that without awareness we might not have noticed tornadoes in […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/7/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a major snowstorm, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Ick Ushers In 2022
Some medical thoughts are shooting through my mind like a runaway bottle rocket (only the thoughts aren’t as exciting). Come to think of it, fireworks were once involved in my medical condition, but never mind. […]