Unicorn Bites 9/12/13
A group of wolves is called a pack. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of skanks is called a sorority. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2013 Wife: What’re […]
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Unicorn Bites 8/28/13
You call that quitting? You didn’t even light anything on fire. The last time I quit a job, you could see the aftermath on Google Earth. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2013 […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my well-meaning husband for interrupting (via call waiting) a very important phone conversation with Donna to ask me if I needed anything from Tractor Supply. As much as I appreciate his […]
The New Fun-Filled Life in Saudi America
I heard a radio commercial advertising for workers for an American company that has a facility in Saudi Arabia. The company boasted that the Saudi location provided great schools and a fun-filled family atmosphere…unless of course […]
Extreme Cougar Wives and the Presidential Elections
TLC has added a new show to its already long line of freakish programming: Extreme Cougar Wives which will profile really old women with really young men including a 76-year-old widow who is involved with […]
Five Reasons to Download Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps for Free
Yes, in my never-ending quest to promote HumorOutcasts.com writers, authors and performers’ work, I am here to announce that Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps will be free to download Sunday, July 15th through […]
Can I Channel Spirits?
My sister-in-law Linda gave me a book called Beyond Delicious: The Ghost Whisperer’s Cookbook. This treasure-trove of recipes has an added touch to each entry… a bona fide ghost story. I know the skeptics out […]