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I heart New York, but face it, the city that never sleeps has its hazards and they’re constantly changing. A decade ago, pedestrian casualties involved cabs and run-ins with their drivers. This week, my...
After hearing Keeping Up With the Kardashians got renewed for 3 more seasons, I’m kind of hoping the Mayans are going to be right.
Let’s get one thing out of the way first. I am weird, but not dangerous. Okay, maybe I’m dangerous when I’m on a stepladder trying to install anything. Other than that, I am harmless...
Dear Lord, please forgive our 5-year old daughter for using the seeds she found in her older brother’s room for a kindergarten project. She got an A+ and the teacher gave her $100 for...
Zachary is 19 years of age. Like all people who are 19 years of age, he’s one year away from his 20th birthday but that all seems like a year away, at this particular...
The TV is my alarm in the morning. It clicks on to tell me the new day has begun. Today, it clicked on to I Love Lucy. I admit that I am a fan...
The early smart phones were healthy fruit — blackberries and apples. But lately, Google has introduced our phones to gingerbread, honeycomb, and ice cream sandwiches. The smart phone ads talk about all the data...
If I was 2+67+7+1+15-34+35-1 years of age, I would be 92 years of age. If I was 92 years of age, I would have a 120 petabyte hard drive of things that would have...
In spite of the fact that my family flies more frequently than the average pilot, I was oblivious to new TSA regulations. Apparently, full body scans have been implemented, and invasive pat downs are quickly...
My sister’s nickname in college was “The Body.” My nickname in college was “Can You Introduce Me To Your Sister?”
My favorite line to use on a guy trying to pick me up: “Is that your nose or did your pants fall down?” There’s always a swift exit.
Humorist Art Linkletter is most well known for his popular broadcast program Kids Say the Darndest Things, which ran from the 1940s through the 1960s. However, beyond merely saying the darndest things, sometimes kids DO the...
Scientists say they have physically located the elusive G-Spot which theoretically is responsible for a woman’s heightened sexual pleasure. And now on a NOT so surprising note: it wasn’t anywhere near where men have...
The idea of a church appeals to me in the same way as the so-called music of Bon Jovi appeals to me – it doesn’t. At least it didn’t until it did. To lure...
Would a Jeb/Mitt ticket mean we’re governed by a plutocracy or aristocracy? Need fancy Latin word for old-rich-inheritance-white-guy-ocracy.
I recently saw my first episode of Dancing with the Stars. I know people love this show, and it was entertaining, but I can’t help but think that this is a show where celebrities...
I recently went to Jamaica for four days with two of my lady friends. We left our husbands and kids at home, and ventured out on a trip I was excited about. I don’t...
Iran’s launching its own internet, which filters out porno and gambling. Seems Iran’s completely missed the point of the Internet
Anger is such a contagious son of a belligerent, unreasonable, rudely intrusive and aggressive woman. The first time I accidentally heard the so-called music of Bon Jovi was the first time I became as...
We have a dog, and as anyone who has ever owned a dog knows, it’s a lot like owning a car. Before the animal rights activists start sending nasty e-mails, all I meant is...
