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Madonna the Parent

May 5, 2013
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Madonna says she insisted on meeting her daughter’s teenage boyfriend. She probably wanted to make sure they weren’t dating the same dude. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter -…

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Weird Boyfriends

March 18, 2013
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Weird Boyfriends

I’m sure we’ve all had our share of weird boyfriends – or even weird girlfriends for that matter – but if you look back through your dating life, you might find at least one that…

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The Seven Deadly Texts

February 18, 2013
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The Seven Deadly Texts

  I just read an article from a relationship expert on Match.com that highlighted the seven texts that scare men off. They were: 1) I can’t stop thinking about you 2) We need to talk…

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There Was a Dress But Now There’s a Breast

February 8, 2013
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There Was a Dress But Now There’s a Breast

Looking for a special outfit that will tell your date exactly how you feel? Maybe you should consider the Intimacy Dress which disappears as the wearer becomes sexually aroused.  The dress, which has  leather ribbons…

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And You Thought It’s Just Lunch

December 29, 2012
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Picture this: you’re sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant, enjoying a First Date. The woman facing you seems smart and interesting. She has a good job and great teeth. Things are going well,…

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We Need To Talk

September 24, 2012
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We Need To Talk

Why in the hell does she leave me vague voice-mail messages like that? “We need to talk,” she says. “Call me.” Is it that difficult to give me a little clue as to what we…

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Things We Learned in Catholic School That Had to Be Unlearned Later

September 3, 2012
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Things We Learned in Catholic School That Had to Be Unlearned Later

Before anyone comes at me with holy water and an exorcism prayer, let me explain that I am a good Catholic. I go to mass; I carry a rosary in my purse; I believe in…

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Mr. Right?

August 16, 2012
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Reading an old journal of mine I found this: “D.A. passed out with his dick in a jar of Vaseline.” Hard to believe I didn’t marry him. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll…

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And the next Bachelorette is…?

August 15, 2012
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Every time I watch the show “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette,” (yes, sadly, I watch them,) at the end of the show the announcer always says, “If you or someone you know would like to…

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Relationship Tips from Suzy Soro

August 11, 2012
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Guys, if you meet a woman who insists on always matching her bra & her panties, run for your life. That is one high maintenance shopaholic. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember…

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