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Forget About Putin. The Real Threat to America is Poutine.

March 19, 2019March 19, 2019 Tim Jones

Every day I read another news story citing Russia’s ongoing attempts to de-stabilize America. And then there’s the increasing specter from China, with its treacherous plans to steal all our technology and hack all our […]

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Lifestylecanada, Canadians, food, poutine

America’s Great Debate: Pie or Cake?

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Tim Jones

In the past two years, our nation has become increasingly polarized. We’ve become a divided nation, with people firmly rooted in one camp or the other. There appears to be no end in sight to […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecake, dessert, food, food fight, pie

Ugly Americans First Meal in Paris

June 15, 2018 Amy Abbott

On the bus in London and the Eurostar to France, our tour guide coached us. “Speak French. They like to hear their language, and will respect you if you try it. Remember, eating at a […]

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Everyday Life, FictionBullwinkle, food, Paris, Steve Martin, Travel

Another Super Bowl Sunday

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018 Donna Cavanagh

          As the big game approaches, what do you look forward to most as a fan? 1. Your team winning (subliminal message: Eagles, Eagles, Eagles, sorry Pats fans) 2. A good […]

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1 CommentGood Clean FunBudweiser, commercials, Eagles, EPA, food, humor, Patriots, Super Bowl, Trump

Feast a burden

December 1, 2017 Michael Picarella

Overeating makes no sense to me. Unless there’s competition involved. My younger brother and I used to try to out-eat one another at buffets and Thanksgiving feasts, and we’d eat so much we’d make ourselves […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebrothers, competition, family, feast, food, funny, holidays, humor, overeating, Thanksgiving

Surprised by a Diary

September 15, 2017 Mary Farr

A recent fall nesting impulse found me mining beef stew recipes and sifting through an old Victorian secretary that sat in my living room. The secretary, chock-full of my mother’s personal correspondence, had stood undisturbed […]

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3 CommentsFictioncooking, diary, food, healing, hospitality, spirituality

What We Talk About When We Talk About Jobs II

July 19, 2017 Kathy Minicozzi

Again, I extend my apologies to Raymond Carver and Gordon Lish for stealing eight out of nine words from the title of that famous short story. It started out as a story called “Beginners” by […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestylecoffee, food, funny, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, office food, workplace, workplace humor

MORE Family History!

May 27, 2017 Kathy Minicozzi

It is important to know our roots, to understand how we became the people we are. Compared to my ancestors, I’m normal. Popular belief holds that spaghetti was discovered by Marco Polo during his travels […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funfood, funny, funny stories, humor, Italy, Kathy Minicozzi, Marco Polo, pasta, spaghetti

Hunting Mushrooms

May 6, 2017May 8, 2017 Mark R Hunter

I went out hunting mushrooms, a spore-t even I could succeed at. Kidding–I just stumbled across them by happy accident. (Literally stumbled across them, in one case.) I hate regular mushrooms. They taste like a […]

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4 CommentsLifestylecooking, food, Morel, Morel mushrooms, mushroom, mushrooms, spring, strange food

Being Italian means eating tomatoes and loving it

May 5, 2017May 6, 2017 Michael Picarella

I’ve known this for years about my son, who’s now 13, but the other day something hit me, and I didn’t like it. I had to bring it up. Me: You’re my kid. You’re Italian. […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefamily, fish, food, funny, humor, Italian, Italian-American, kids, parenting, seafood, Sicilian, Tomato

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