Posts Tagged ‘ menopause ’

LEAKS!

September 13, 2017
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  Women leak.  Men don’t have this problem.   Women just plain leak from every orifice.  When we have babies, our boobs leak.  We go out, we look down, and lo and behold, we have…

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No Menopause For Me

December 13, 2016
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Pass me the menopause, please.  I have to warm up. Call me crazy, but I’m the only woman I know  that’s actually praying for Menopause to hit.  I was doing just fine until I hit…

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Back Porch Ponderings

March 31, 2016
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Sunrise on my back porch is my meditation time.  The following are examples of thoughts that run through my mind while I try and clear it of all debris.    After watching the The People vs.…

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The Sweat-drenched Woman’s Guide To Enjoying An Unmedicated Menopause

September 21, 2015
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Menopause came for me several years ago, when I was in my mid-fifties, and I can’t say that I’ve enjoyed the experience. Women who proudly refer to their hot flashes as “power surges” are kidding…

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Commando In Chief

August 1, 2014
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I want everyone reading this to sit down immediately. It’s important because what I’m about to say will not only be life changing – it may in fact be the single greatest discovery one woman…

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Sometimes I Can’t Get My Clothes Off Fast Enough

April 3, 2013
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It’s Getting Hot In Here My pulse rises, my breath becomes short, beads of sweat appear on my brow, and in a frenzy, I start tearing away layers of clothing. I’m practically out of breath…

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The Perfect Detergent

The Perfect Detergent

Generous Gina Grimshaw wasn’t always a happy woman. According to herself, her friends and her temper, she became unhappy on her wedding day but that’s only because she married her inconsiderate and uncaring husband on…

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Women are Mysterious

January 11, 2012
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In recent news, the smartest man on wheels, Stephen Hawking revealed that he, too, spends most of his time thinking about women. And I, for one, feel much better for knowing that, because I also…

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The Devil Came to Pennsylvania

July 20, 2011
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The Devil Came to Pennsylvania

A friend of mine decided she was going to quit smoking and lose weight all at the same time.  I thought this was a bad idea especially since she is going through menopause as well.…

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Blue M & M’s

June 5, 2011
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Mother Nature must be a man. Who else would play this mid-life trick on women? Women lose their sex drive and men get Viagra. I’d like to thank the pharmaceutical industry for their complicity. I’m…

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