FIFTEEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND IS THINKING OF VOTING REPUBLICAN
l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR […]
l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR […]
It is the one year anniversary of Our Bodies, Our Shelves by humorist and Librarian Roz Warren. Released on National Librarian Day last year, the book earned so much support from this brave community that […]
Reading Magazines this week, I learned that: ViaGen will clone your dog for $50,000. (Departures, 3/16) There is a global movement to exempt tampons from taxation. (Time, 4/4/16) One of Ronald Reagan’s first acts as […]
One of the worst things about having an itchy vagina is that you can’t really complain about it. If you have a bad headache, or your back goes out, you can kvetch and get sympathy. […]
I’m thinking of quitting my job so that I can pursue my true purpose in life, which is keeping up-to-date on David Tennant. David Tennant is the adorable Scottish actor who played the Tenth Doctor […]
According to both Russian and American space authorities, nobody has ever had sex in space. (Popular Mechanics, February 2016) Wealthy people don’t watch a lot of TV. (Money, March 2016) The more sleep you […]
2015 was the warmest year ever recorded on earth. (Time Magazine, February 1, 2016) Bernie Sanders has never worn a tux. (Time, February 1, 2016) There are 300,000 registered personal drone owners in this country. […]
A colleague recently posted an intriguing question on my favorite Face Book Librarian hangout: “If you were being sold in a library book sale, which table would you be on?” She had her first response within […]
I work at the circulation desk at a public library. I recently had a dream in which one of our most challenging patrons apologized for being such a nuisance, then meekly paid all her fines. […]
Although some members of the public imagine that we librarians are paid to sit around on our tushies reading books all day, anyone who actually works at a library knows that it’s a tough, challenging […]