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Happy 70th birthday, David Letterman

April 12, 2017
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Happy 70th birthday, David Letterman. Seen here interviewing Celebrity reindeer Rudolf Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed…

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DO CANADIANS REALLY EXIST?

February 1, 2017
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Do Canadians really exist? Yes, that is my question. Is there really such a whimsical folk who believe in such things as mounted police wearing red uniforms and modified cowboy hats, water wells with hand…

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A RETURN TO ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS’

December 25, 2016
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care with the kids still in them…

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Holidays Meet Humor – Santa Claus is Coming to Town…or is He?

December 7, 2016
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North Pole, December 2017 – There are problems afoot in the North Pole. On the Santa-Elf closed Facebook group page, a notice has been posted that has no one jingling with delight. Apparently, according to…

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The Big Takeaway From Last Night’s GOP Debate

December 16, 2015
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The Big Takeaway From Last Night’s GOP Debate

Most of you probably didn’t watch last night’s GOP debate in Las Vegas. Instead, you probably watched another TV show exhibiting less fear and paranoia, like Doomsday Preppers. So I’m here to fill you in…

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There’s no way I’m going to be a bold boy this year. There’s far too much riding on it.

October 3, 2015
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I know it’s not Christmas yet but I’ve been a good boy this year and, and, and it’s the world’s safest bike, Santa. Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get…

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Midlife Letter to Santa

December 25, 2014
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Midlife Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, Typically, my letters start with, “I have been a very good girl,” but this year, not so much. I’ve been wearing my skirts a little shorter, tipping the rum bottle a bit more,…

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Millions of Shelf Elves Recalled To North Pole After Shocking Report

December 22, 2014
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Millions of Shelf Elves Recalled To North Pole After Shocking Report

Millions of elves on the shelf were recalled to the North Pole after a blistering report surfaced which uncovered a staggering number of illicit activities performed in a clandestine fashion under cover of night. According…

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The 2014 DIY Joke Guide (Holiday Edition)

December 15, 2014
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The 2014 DIY Joke Guide (Holiday Edition) Planning for a happy homemade holiday? This year will you be giving of yourself in the form of knitted sweaters, hand dipped candles, or home-brewed craft beers to…

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10 Misconceptions of Christmas

December 12, 2014
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Misconception Number 1: Mommy is dying to put up all the decorations by herself. This is a common misconception. I know this because as soon as you open the box with the Christmas train in…

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