Now There’s a Pregnant Idea
It appears that I was born too early to deceive young nubile girls into “giving up their flower” to satisfy my strong adolescent sexual urges. A new government study suggests a lot of teenage […]
Year: 2012
Family happiness can last forever
Thirsty Dave’s brother Sylvia, hasn’t much time for the ladies, in the romantic sense of the word. He does however have a lot of time for men. Two weeks ago, the thirsty one, Sylvia and […]
“Mary Mary, Quite Contrary, How Does Your Garden Grow? Really??? Well, Perhaps Not Much Longer, Under Obamacare…”
Here’s something LONG and PINK that gets stiffer and firmer with Viagra. Obviously, I’m talking about ROSES. If you thought something else, YOU’RE the perverted one, not me. A gardening expert here in the UK, […]
Creative Headlines Part 1
Journalists aren’t always considered a creative bunch, since their jobs are mainly limited to reporting the facts, and only the facts, ma’am. However, every once in a while, a journalist gets a little creative, […]
Who Deserves to Be Top News?
Each day, I see the top news stories of the day at the top of my laptop screen. I have to admit that I was a bit disheartened to find one of these stories listed […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, after being stopped for a speeding violation is it a sin to bribe a police officer with liquor-filled doughnuts and a lap dance, please say it isn’t because if it is I’m in […]
Newt Gingrich’s Advice For Cheating Husbands
Newt’s expert advice for guys who are busted cheating on their wife: Wife: “Why are you having sex with that woman who is not me?” You: “This is ridiculous! This is the kind of harassment […]
Scurvy Jane and the party to celebrate her attempted rise to mediocrity
The only thing worse than being stuck in an elevator with the sound of the so-called music of Bon Jovi is being stuck in an elevator with Bon Jovi. Scurvy Jane is rarely right about […]
Most Of Us Would Use Our ‘Hall Pass’ On Katy Perry??!?!?!?!?!
Website AshleyMadison.com, which is a place you go to when you want to find someone to have an AFFAIR with, has released the results of its annual Celebrity Hall Pass survey. They asked 25,000 subscribers, […]