Year: 2016
A Cow Christmas Card
Greetings from the Cows. Happy Everything to you. Paul De Lancey, chef, friend, cow whisperer My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with 180 wonderful recipes is available on amazon.com. My newest […]
Seasons Greetings From America’s Foremost Republican, Harold Ginn
To all my fellow Americans (Native Americans legal immigrants included), I offer my 2016 holiday seasons greeting. Here’s hoping you all have a great Christmas and drug free New Year. My fellow friends, now more […]
Ignacio’s Special First American Christmas
This is a story of a teenaged boy whom I will call Ignacio. He was brought to America from a village in South America to live in a small town for a year as a […]
Thousands Of Fir Trees Mysteriously Disappearing Around The World- Kidnapping Suspected.
Thousands of fir trees have been mysteriously disappearing from forests around the Western world in the last few weeks. Forest rangers making their rounds have been shocked to find many conifers, mostly young ones between […]
Decluttering With Tigers
The Life-Changing Magic Of Tidying Up is a wildly popular book by Japanese cleaning consultant Marie Kondo about decluttering. Given how shallow and acquisitive our culture can be (Kardashians, anyone?) the fact that a book […]
Why You Should Never Eat Lutefisk
Lutefisk is an abomination that proves Evil still stalks the land. It offends and destroys all the senses. Sight: It looks like boogers or broiled phlegm. Smell: It reeks like a rat decomposing under the […]
The Arts: The Rockettes Thrust A Mighty Kick Into Trump’s Butt
Donald Trump probably wishes he were Henry VIII. If he were he could simply command performers to entertain at his coronation, I mean, inauguration. The list of nuh uh, we won’t showfolks is adding up: Andrea […]
The Most Wonderfullest Christmas Ever
It was the mid-80s, and I was a young man on the verge (at least in my mind) of getting old. It was Christmas time, which made the passing of youth that much more painful; I […]