This elf’s well and truly off his shelf…
Year: 2021
Two Barriers Broken In the NFL
The kickers’ nightmare Today, two barriers fell in the National Football League. For a scant ten minutes ago, Carl La Fong, press secretary for the hapless New York Giants, announced they had just signed LeChat […]
As Helicopter Kids Grow Up, “Bring Your Parents to Work Day” Spreads
NEW YORK. Safra Cohen is a lowly first-year associate at a corporate law firm with offices in mid-town Manhattan who has spent her first three months on the job as the junior member of a […]
How Did You Two Meet?
Many couples have cute stories to tell about how they met, which they are happy to recount at nauseating length. For others, however, the circumstances of a first romantic encounter were regrettable, causing embarrassment whenever […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/21/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about renaming the Staple Center, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
For One Business, Black Friday is Grimmer Than for Others
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. This town of 68,000 in the suburbs west of Boston is home to Shopper’s World, the nation’s oldest shopping center. Once Thanksgiving dishes are done and locals have woken from tryptophan-induced slumbers, it […]
