YOU’RE SO FIRED!
So, you’ve been handed your pink slip, however, the boss expects you to work until the end of the day. Here is a list of clever one-liners guaranteed to make your departure memorable. For your convenience I’ve listed them […]
So, you’ve been handed your pink slip, however, the boss expects you to work until the end of the day. Here is a list of clever one-liners guaranteed to make your departure memorable. For your convenience I’ve listed them […]
How far would you go to make a change in your life? I recently read a story about a British banker who decided that the world of money, luxury and material goods had lost its […]
Way back when Blu-Ray was released, I was excited to buy the new player to see the difference in picture quality for myself, and it was true, there was an ever so slight improvement […]
Wood yew? I’m knot that board. Butt, Gingerwood. Ahhh . . . already popped yew’r knothole, huh? Could bee I like my studs aged. Hey, I’m knot that green! Too soft to split oak, I […]
The year is 452 AD. An enterprising Roman reporter has caught up with Attila the Hun and his bunch of barbarians somewhere in Austria. Attila has just left Italy, having decided that there was nothing […]
On the eve of every July 4th, my husband, who happens to be British, argues incessantly about the facts surrounding the American War of Independence. During one of our disputes he informed me that one […]
Bah, Humbug! Another long holiday weekend looms on the horizon. Didn’t we just have one? Personally, I think they should be spaced much farther apart as once again the pressure to grill or be invited […]
This is an R-rated post. September 23rd, 2008 Dear Brad, Oh, well good for you, Brad Pitt! You’re sexy, good-looking and you are a pretty incredible actor as it turns out. I bet you […]
Wednesday, September 23, 5750, Second Age, 9:43 AM From: Middle-Earth Outfitters ernie@meo.com To: Frodo Baggins <frodobaggins@bagend.org> Subject: Your Order No. 2854HS90000100000032BE We are in receipt of your order. The following items are being shipped and […]
Last year, for our wedding anniversary, I convinced my husband to plan a trip to Las Vegas so we could renew our vows in the Elvis Chapel. Had I suggested renewing our vows in a […]