An Interview With Attila the Hun
The year is 452 AD. An enterprising Roman reporter has caught up with Attila the Hun and his bunch of barbarians somewhere in Austria. Attila has just left Italy, having decided that there was nothing […]
The year is 452 AD. An enterprising Roman reporter has caught up with Attila the Hun and his bunch of barbarians somewhere in Austria. Attila has just left Italy, having decided that there was nothing […]
On the eve of every July 4th, my husband, who happens to be British, argues incessantly about the facts surrounding the American War of Independence. During one of our disputes he informed me that one […]
Bah, Humbug! Another long holiday weekend looms on the horizon. Didn’t we just have one? Personally, I think they should be spaced much farther apart as once again the pressure to grill or be invited […]
This is an R-rated post. September 23rd, 2008 Dear Brad, Oh, well good for you, Brad Pitt! You’re sexy, good-looking and you are a pretty incredible actor as it turns out. I bet you […]
Wednesday, September 23, 5750, Second Age, 9:43 AM From: Middle-Earth Outfitters ernie@meo.com To: Frodo Baggins <frodobaggins@bagend.org> Subject: Your Order No. 2854HS90000100000032BE We are in receipt of your order. The following items are being shipped and […]
Last year, for our wedding anniversary, I convinced my husband to plan a trip to Las Vegas so we could renew our vows in the Elvis Chapel. Had I suggested renewing our vows in a […]
Life as I know it is about to change. In fact, life as I’ve known it since high school is now on permanent tilt. How this could happen stuns, amazes and bums me out. I […]
Every year, some inventor somewhere comes up with an invention that makes the world take notice. News outlets wait in line for interviews from the inventors; venture capitalists offer millions of dollars to be a […]
If you didn’t know this already, TV is inundated with reality shows, and guess what? Your show is next. That’s right, they’ve officially run out of quality programming to run, so they want you to […]
The continuing saga of Mayor Lund and his Trailer Park Hello, my name is Mayor Tom Lund, I’m the Mayor for a large trailer park in western PA. Today, as I walked through the streets […]