Uncertainty v Certainty
Even now I’m not sure what the argument was about. I know there was mention of ninjas, albino trout and robotic surgical systems and I know Jill Y was massively disappointed with me over something. […]
Category: Fiction
Advice For Greece
Question: What does a salmon say when it slams into a wall? Answer: “Dam!!” Speaking of slamming into walls, the nations of Greece and Germany are doing just that. Germany is insisting that Greece repay […]
Shots After Midnight
In today’s news a man fends off an armed intruder using only his wife as a weapon. It was 1:00 AM when the man said he heard a loud crash then footsteps running towards the […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Filmmaker Jordan Liebowitz
Had a great time talking with filmmaker and director Jordan Liebowitz about his upcoming short film Hit & Run. Written by Jordan and Ryan Heraly, Hit & Run will keep you on the edge of […]
Boston, City of Champions: How We Do It
Four major sports. Fifteen years. Nine championships. Face it; after the Patriots won the Super Bowl last Sunday, Boston is Title Town USA. It’s never been done before, not even in New York, where they have two […]
Why I can’t Be a Star in 50 Shades of Grey
The release of 50 Shades of Grey has the world all aflutter. Frankly, it wasn’t my favorite book. Hey, I’m no prude–sort of. Maybe I’m jealous because I know I couldn’t live in the world […]
This world is cruel.
I never wanted for anything when I was growing up so I decided that my imaginary daughter will. All she wants is a Hannah Montana with a bass guitar. Not gonna happen, sweet thing. This […]
Sherman Child Born, Declares Self the “Best Baby Ever”
Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and girlfriend Ashley Moss welcomed their young son Rayden into the world Thursday morning, who promptly intercepted an attempted slap to his backside, shouting, “I’m the best baby in the […]
Steaming Hot Hotel Deals
With the movie version of 50 Shades Of Grey dropping on Valentines Day, hotels are offering movie-themed packages to draw customers. The B Ocean Resort in Fort Lauderdale is offering a collection of steamy amenities […]