I’m Number One
The other day I was having serious virus issues (no, I don’t have Ebola, I’m talking about my computer here). My outdated machine kept getting flooded with adware. How old is my computer? — Let’s […]
Category: Fiction
IDontWantMyImaginaryDaughterGoingOutWithThisGuy.
It’s in Bill Y’s nature to make you a better person so today I’m going to make you a better person. This one is for the Writers out there who write with words. Just as […]
I Better Get That “World’s Best Dad” Mug This Year…
So my daughter joined her studio’s dance company this year. And since she’s gone to this studio for many years and I’ve been to about 80 recitals, I am well aware that dads are often […]
Society dismembered
The other day I was spying on my niece and her friend while playing with Barbie dolls. I wanted to make sure they were playing nice, and they were. Creepily so. They were polite, giggling, […]
Women are always right!
Here’s a game for all to play. The next time you’re out and about having a meal or a drink or dancing with your own or someone else’s reflection, ask yourself this: Where is the […]
Ice Cubes and World Peace
Antarctic Entree ICE CUBES INGREDIENT water SPECIAL UTENSILS glacier pick axe Siberian husky panniers Van Gogh painting Twinkie monastery Porsche PREPARATION – If you live near a glacier. Take pick axe to glacier. Shatter a […]
Omniscient God Forced to Destroy 99.999999999% of His Creation
EARTH – Heavenly God of Creation, maker of heaven and earth, knower of all there ever was and all there ever will be, was forced to destroy practically the entirety of creation after deeming them […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Charity Parkerson
I had the pleasure of interviewing erotic romance, paranormal author Charity Parkerson this week on HumorOutcasts Radio. Charity’s newest novel Unsurpassed was just released this week. She is an award winning and multi-published author with […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my softball coach wife, when I asked her if she was bringing her favorite old bat to the spring opening game, I wasn’t referring to my mother-in-law, Amen. […]