Unicorn Bites 10/1/13

Me: “There’s something in my shoe.” My wife: “What is it?” Me: “My foot.” I’m as amazed as anyone that she occasionally has sex with me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 1, 2013 […]

Apology Not Accepted

  Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Steve Schmidt, chief strategist for the McCain campaign, Bloomington, Minn., Aug. 31, 2008. It’s not like Sarah Palin didn’t try to warn us, ringing those […]

Take my advice before someone else does.

Very often Bill Y will give advice and to be perfectly honest, most of it isn’t that good. I’ve told you how to pretend you’re listening to someone when you’re not even in the same […]