Dear truck driver who tried to hit on me today while driving
Dear trucker who tried to hit on me today, Yes, I saw you. How could I not? You were hauling 5 tons of equipment as you drove past me, making motions with your tongue that […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
Dear trucker who tried to hit on me today, Yes, I saw you. How could I not? You were hauling 5 tons of equipment as you drove past me, making motions with your tongue that […]
The rumors have been swirling for months, and apparently they are true. Kris and Bruce Jenner are separating, after a college senior’s age worth of marriage. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQbflFN2K-Q] This comes as quite a blow for fans, […]
Famous Movie Quotes “Hasta la vista, Baby.” Terminator 2: Judgment Day If you’re going to pulverize someone into oblivion, what better way to do it than by giving a Spanish lesson as you pull the […]
Me: “Don’t pick that scab. It'll scar, & scars never go away.” My 3-year-old: “Sometimes they do. Simba knocked Scar off a cliff.” Touché. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 8, 2013 I could […]
Bigfoot experts said they had photo evidence of a Bigfoot creature lurking in the woods of Pennsylvania. As it turns out, another person familiar with the exact spot in those Pennsylvania woods, sent his own […]
If I could only get the time machine to work, we wouldn’t have to have worry about those god awful Star Wars prequels. When I first asked Jill Y out on a date, she didn’t […]
Wife: You ate all the cookies! Me: I saved you from the calories. W: M: It’s like I dove on a grenade for you W: Me: I deserve a medal — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn […]
I’ve been looking for a good analogy for what’s been happening in DC. Yesterday I found it in a sports video. You know those Monster Truck shows? Some guy drives what appears to be a […]
My friend spent $300 on Anti-aging cream made from cat placentas. Her skin looks great, but she goes bat-crazy when the vacuum cleaner is turned on.