He is the Crab Lord.
Bill Y wouldn’t be the most tolerant of the misunderstood geniuses. I just don’t have the patience to be around people who think things through to any sort of conclusion. I’m stubborn too and have […]
Unicorn Bites 10/15/13
Salesman: “Can I help you with something?” Me: “Yes, my crippling social awkwardness” Him: Me:“And batteries” Him:“Right over here, sir” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 15, 2013 I never argue w/ fast food […]
Daily Fiber Films Presents American Puppet:Sunday Funday
If you like your puppets blacked-out drunk (and who doesn’t?), then this is the video for you! Created by Mitchell Gutman & David Olcott
FACEBOOK CHINA LEADS THE WAY!
Just last month, China announced that residents living within a 17-mile radius of Shanghai would be permitted to participate in the same mindless posting enjoyed by the rest of the free world. Today our friends […]
Get Motivated!
Say you work for a big company where everyone’s working 1.75 jobs. The mood is downbeat, so the company needs some way to rekindle the fire in the employee-belly. They could hire more people. But […]
Taking Crazy to Its Illogical Conclusion
Born and raised in Texas I’ve watched our politics devolve into a miasma that only gets worse over time. The lunatic fringe that is the Tea Party in this state is essentially nothing more than […]
Bob Marley
Like inevitability, some things are unavoidable. Thirsty Dave realized that vodka doesn’t freeze when he was 6 years into life. This was bound to happen sooner or later, it just so happened to happen sooner. […]
Unicorn Bites 10/14/13
Mullets are the classiest way to let the world know you’re about to go to jail for past-due child support payments. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2013 All it takes to turn […]
Honey or vinegar? A fly’s dilema
It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies? Who did this study? Why? I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but […]