Rich Little Channels Ronald Reagan
Whenever I chat with the legendary impressionist Rich Little I can barely stop laughing. Then when I do, I start panicking. How do I know that was really Rich Little? After all, the man did […]
Unicorn Bites 9/30/13
Whatever, rich people with wine cellars. I don't need any fancy shelves because I store my wine in my stomach like an adult. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 30, 2013 My wife: “Get […]
The Up North Happiness Project
Last week Madam and I tried something new, a themed road trip. I needed fodder for my next book, and she hoped to point her book club cronies to a more inspiring topic than Senate […]
Time To Bring In Mr Miracle
Among all the hubbub in Congress, a huge story got almost no attention last week. An amazing thing happened in the Senate, but few noticed because it was filmed by C-SPAN (that station really needs […]
The King of Time
Some people get up in the morning, some in the middle of the next morning and some don’t go to sleep until all hours are exhausted but what is the best time to do something […]
A letter to my beer
Dear beer, Thanks for last night. I had such an amazing time with you and your friends. You were incredible. I’m sorry I initially resisted the urge to see you, but deep down I knew […]
Unicorn Bites 9/29/13
I envy kids in highchairs. I want to eat something so intensely I have to be strapped in. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 29, 2013 Police shouldn’t use dogs. There are other trainable, […]
Bring me a higher ground.
The Bill Y college years were interesting years for these were the years I first invested all of my time, trying to understand how magnets work. There are those among us who spend their life […]
Unicorn Bites 9/28/13
Disney movies should have alternate endings that only play the 99th time a kid watches them. “Dad why did Cinderella get eaten by a raptor?” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2013 A […]
Man-Up And Settle This Thing
Congress has been struggling to finalize a budget. The main problem is that the GOP is engaged in a civil war, with Moderates and Tea Partiers duking it out. For example, John McCain has called […]