Too Old For a Threesome & Too Young For Medicare
Long time no write. Judging by the amount of hate mail I receive every time I post… you’re welcome for your extra free time. Today I promise to not offend anyone. If anything this little […]
MYOB introduces Donna Cavanagh from HumorOutcasts.com
I was honored to do this interview with Rick Brutti on MYOB, an internet radio network for entrepreneurs. I am usually on the interviewer end, but when I get a chance to talk about HumorOutcasts.com, […]
Should you eat that meat?? Do you want to feel like angels are frolicking on your taste buds?
She asked me to say something romantic so I told her that I have no time for people but that I could listen to her for minutes. I think she wanted me to commit to […]
What Happens to Impatient Catholic Girls?
Picture a religious ceremony for a Catholic 6th grade class. Every item of food sitting on plates in front of each student represents something (sorry, I don’t remember why we had the ceremony and I […]
Unicorn Bites 8/3/13
My wife:*puts down her book* “What’re you doing?” Me:“Practicing falcon calls” Her: “OK” *returns to reading* We’ve been married too long — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 3, 2013 My boss threw away a […]
When Political Correctness Goes Crazy
In another example of political correctness gone mad, the city of Seattle is asking government employees to refrain from using the term “brown bag lunch” and “citizen” in any email, memo, conversation, etc. Apparently, both […]
Getting Results
While fast food companies enjoy record profits, workers are struggling to get wages and hours that will lift them out of poverty. They’ve held strikes and pushed companies to let them unionize. The companies (and […]
When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with everything, no matter how fast I ran after her
I like to think I’m a fan of mediocrity. It’s something I rarely get close to but it’s good to dream. When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with […]
Unicorn Bites 8/2/13
Before you flirt, remember “crush” refers both to the person you like and to what that person will do to your feelings when they find out. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 2, 2013 […]
Prelude To The Parking Chronicles
Parking is a weighty issue for me. While the rest of the civilized world reaches for its goals, pursues its passions and gets its laundry done, I’m looping infinitely around my block in search of somewhere to leave my car. […]