Unicorn Bites 8/9/13
A lady at work flipped out at me when I said all women are a little crazy. I retract my statement. All women are very, very crazy. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 9, […]
A Job With Oprah
Recently I applied for a job at Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network. I’m hoping to at least get an interview so I can see what their interview process is like. I bet if they like you, […]
What I Have Learned From This Year’s Shark Week
Once again, I scared myself silly watching the annual airing of Shark Week on Discovery Channel. But each year, I take from the week-long event some nuggets of wisdom that carry me through the next […]
And One Shade Of Ouch
Yes writers, it’s important to remember that your books do touch lives. You should take pride in that. Just think of all the people who said “I think I’ll skip working in that meat-packing plant” […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my ignorance. I just saw a commercial on the Discovery Channel for a new series about a redneck moonshiner named Tickle whose claim to fame is sleeping and being drunk throughout […]
Get A Taste Of The Dark Side
Many moons ago, I wanted to work for a certain company that encouraged creativity and imagination. I was just out of college and had little work experience. I knew three other people who were interviewing […]
Confessions of an Internet Shopaholic*
Some people are addicted to video games. Others find Internet porn enticing. Yet others spend a great part of their day on Facebook. I don’t do any of those things. Don’t stop reading yet, though, […]
Unicorn 8/8/13
“The only party in your pants is a search party looking for your tiny dick.” Feel free to use that one, ladies. I’m here to help. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2013 […]
A Very Foreign Exchange
Fury erupted recently when the Bank Of England proposed putting Jane Austen’s image on the back of the 10-pound note, thereby replacing Charles Darwin’s image. Angry dudes on Twitter unleashed vicious threats at the woman […]