Aunt Lois’ Guide to Life, Volume 1
Anyone who knows Philly knows families live near each other, bunched together like little ant farms. My Aunt Lois, in fact, lives the next block over, and I can usually find her on the stoop […]
Now THIS is a Horoscope!
The horoscopes we see in newspapers and magazines are always flattering to people, no matter what sign of the Zodiac they were born under. In an effort to correct that gross misrepresentation, I present The […]
Unicorn Bites 7/30/13
My wife said I had to look nice for her company’s picnic, so I spent $40 on Hello Kitty temporary face tattoos. Guess who gets to stay home. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July […]
Why I Still Support Anthony Weiner for Mayor
Say what you will about Anthony Weiner, at least he’s budget conscious. Think of what he’s saved so far in trench coat and dry cleaning bills.
Sexting Partner Of Well Known Married Horndog Feels Manipulated
Sydney Leathers has come forward with lewd pictures sent from former Congressman and New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner after becoming disillusioned with his behavior and feeling that she’s been manipulated. She recently sat down […]
Catching Up with Brady Bunch’s Barry Williams
Thanks to syndication, Greg Brady continues to pop into people’s homes on a daily basis. But Barry Williams is just as busy performing. From his Branson, Missouri variety show to special appearances, find out what […]
The New School Of Bandolier Economics
There’s a simple reason why the economy keeps limping along – people have no spare money. The minimum wage is ridiculously low, big companies like Wal-Mart don’t give workers enough hours, and many well-paid federal […]
Taliban Prison Escape
Just heard that 250 Taliban inmates have escaped from a prison in Pakistan. What do you expect when you let prisoners dress in sheets?
The Pubic Box
Most kids just naturally go through an awkward stage. I, however, was pushed into it by my mother who thought the new “poodle” perm of the 1960’s was going to look cute on me. It […]