Resolutions I Ought to Make But Probably Won’t
For years now, my one New Year’s resolution has been to make no resolutions. This year will be different, because I will at least think of some things that ought to be done better in […]
Book judging by covers
Fake Swedish girl is not Swedish. She’s as real as the sweat on Bono’s brow as he berates the bejaysus out of an audience that gets what they want. Fake Swedish girl has blonde hair. Because […]
Doing Time In Arizona
After I woke up from my back surgery in October and realized that I was the luckiest woman ever, we decided to go hiking in Arizona over the holidays. We love to travel, and we […]
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!
May 2013 be filled with love, laughter and KINDNESS. If we have learned one lesson from 2012, it is that kindness needs to be in our lives every minute of every hour of every day! […]
A New Year’s Observation
Observation number one of the New Year: Why the hell haven’t the Japanese taken over the Vick’s VapoRub market? All week I have been inhaling Vick’s with minimal results. I have one piece of sushi […]
Guidelines For New Japanese Hunters
The Wall Street Journal recently reported that Japan has a big deer problem. The last native wolf was killed in 1905 and the deer population, which has exploded since then, is ravaging the shitake mushroom […]
Together at last
Sugartastic Daddy John has a dream where two pop culture icons blend into one and make the world a better place. Pop culture icon number one is Ice Cube. This dude is not poor by […]
This is not a stick-up
If I turn into a woman for the 4th time and give birth for the 2nd time, I’ll do things differently than the first three times and also learn Math.You learn from your mistakes and […]
Google Plans to Raise the Dead
Ray Kurzweil, Google’s Director of Engineering, wants to develop the technology to raise the dead. Before anyone screams zombies and vampires, the technology centers around using stored keepsakes, memories, journals, etc. to create a virtual […]
DMV Goof Opens Pathway for Females in Major League Baseball
In what’s been called an error by his local DMV, Arizona Diamondback’s newly acquired pitcher, Brandon McCarthy has shown the way that may allow women into what to date has been a male-dominated sport – […]