A SOPA/PIPA Ponderable
While I was writing a statement denouncing SOPA/PIPA I realized I was humming a Justin Bieber tune that was stuck in my head. My thoughts, “Could I be sued by him or would he be […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
While I was writing a statement denouncing SOPA/PIPA I realized I was humming a Justin Bieber tune that was stuck in my head. My thoughts, “Could I be sued by him or would he be […]
I’m voting for the first honest candidate to literally take a shit on the middle class on national TV. Doesn’t count behind closed doors.
Today, you might notice many big sites such as Wikipedia going black to protest SOPA and PIPA, internet piracy acts soon to be voted on in Congress. If these laws pass, the internet as we […]
MARK KELLY interviews the UK’s leading pun master, Tim Vine while being cartooned by John Landers: This is the latest in my series of celebrity interviews, Chattoon!, all of which can be seen HERE. Simon […]
Although Little Dill Y is only 6, he’s already fed up with ‘the man’ telling him what to do. In class, he has to ask his teacher’s permission before he lectures his fellow students on […]
Proof that entertaining with whine pays off…. 1. The Real Housewives of Pick-A-City: Whine, wine, and more whine. 2. Everybody Loves Raymond: That voice! Those parents! Whine and jams. 3. The Mary Tyler Moore Show: […]
Paula Deen just found out she has diabetes, so stay tuned for her new recipes. I heard her next show focuses on deep fried insulin.
It is amazing how many people, educated people, do not realize how to eat healthy. You’re an adult and you still can’t figure out why you are gaining weight??? YES YOU FOOL, EAT MORE OF […]
There’s a new commercial promoting Shaquille O’Neal’s addition as a commentator on the NBA on TNT. He throws a free throw, and of course, misses. The ball bounces off the rim, hits a crew member on […]
I hate taking showers now. Not because I am an unhygienic bastard. Au contraire…I can’t stand going for more than 9 hours without a fresh wash down. It’s just that looking at my wet hair […]