Why is my sperm so powerful?
Thirsty Dave is a powerful man. We’re not talking about physical strength although it did take 4 barmen to remove him from the barman who foolishly told him that the bar was closed. The thirsty […]
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How to tell when Jill Y is buckled.
Some say it’s magic. Some say it’s some sort of some sort of trick. I say it is what it is. I’ve always known how to tell when Jill Y is drunk and you to […]
Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.
Sugartastic Daddy John has an IQ, the size of my deep-rooted hatred for Bon Jovi and that’s no small thing at all. That doesn’t mean we don’t like to massively confuse him from time to […]
Sugartastic Daddy John And The Gay, Black, Jewish Klansmen For Tolerance And Understanding
Sugartastic Daddy John was in a predicament. Wife no. 15 somehow found out about wife no. 52. The Daddy, not one to embrace conflict in any shape or form, done what any self-respecting coward would […]
Why is this woman’s face on her son’s t-shirt?
If I ever become a woman and give birth to a son, I would love the child unconditionally. I would do anything for my son but under no circumstance, would I ever get my face […]
Pornography Harms My Wrist
Gaining my respect is an expensive business. Along with the weekly subscription, there’s the initiation fee, the administrative fee and of course, the license fee. Many have tried and most have failed to prove that […]
The best hiding place is the place they are least likely to look in.
Allow yourself to ask yourself a question. Not just any old question about special fried rice disease but a specific question about where you would hide drugs on your person, if you were a man […]
5 Reasons To Drink At This Bar
While discussing the finer points of International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactors with Thirsty Dave, we encountered a drinking establishment that demanded our attention. Not only did it demand our attention, it exerted over us a hypnotic […]
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Jill Y is one of those sickening people who always eats the right food, always gets the right amount of exercise and always knows how to spell ‘Unilateral Hydronephrosis’. She’s a health conscious aficionado who […]
The brutally frank confession of Rian, 28.
I’ve never heard a complete Bon Jovi song. That’s because there is no such thing as a complete Bon Jovi song and it’s also because I have a rare condition that will accidentally cause me […]