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Facebook: Where Criminals Go to Show Off Their Work But not Their Brains

October 3, 2012October 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

A group of teens in South Carolina, broke into a house, drank beer and vomited on the floor while the owner was away on vacation.  Being the responsible kids they were, they returned to the […]

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12 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycrime, facebook, humor, jail, police, teenagers, Vacation, vomit

Sex and Driving: the Ultimate Distraction?

September 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

A Florida woman was charged with armed robbery after she pulled a gun on a man who was engaged in sex with her while he was driving his car. I’m not being prudish here, but […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylearmed robbery, crime, driving, Florida, men, National Enquirer, news, police, relationships, texting, women

The Pilfered Penis

July 27, 2012July 27, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

And out of the “EWWWW!” file although by today’s standards, it would be the “Yay, you deserve it!”  file: a man in China was ambushed in his home, but the burglars took nothing but his […]

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8 CommentsLifestyleburglary, crime, divorce, humor, Lorena Bobbitt, love, penis, relationships, revenge, robbery

If I Could Pick My Jury…

May 14, 2012May 14, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

  If I were accused of any type of crime, I would want to be ultra involved in the jury selection process.  I say this because I see how people truly are now. No one […]

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9 CommentsLifestylechurches, crime, Fox News, humor, law, library, post office, senior citizens, trailer parkss, trial

What NOT to Post on Facebook

May 11, 2012May 11, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

  I understand that social media appears to be a comfort zone to many people, but lately, I have noticed that some Facebook friends have posted too many personal and private details about their lives. […]

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15 CommentsLifestylecrime, criminals, facebook, humor, information, posts, social media

What Criminals Can Learn from Batman

April 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Once again, I am saddened by the gun violence that permeates every sector of our society, so I have come up with a solution. Now, don’t panic NRA people, while my solution does eliminate the […]

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3 CommentsLifestylearch villains, Batman, crime, guns, humor, murder, police

The ID Channel: Guilty Pleasure

February 12, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

I watch the Investigation Discovery Channel.  There.  I said it.  My shameful secret is out. I am an educated person.  I’m supposed to be spending my TV time on PBS and other stations with edifying […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Lifestyle, Movies & TVcrime, fiction, funny, humor, humour, ID, ID Channel, Investigation Discovery, Kathy Minicozzi, true crime, TV

Cops and Robbers

January 5, 2012January 5, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

In 1996, a college graduate named Robert Jordan, took the police exam in New London, Connecticut and scored 33 points, which is the equivalent of an IQ of 125. An above-average IQ probably translates into […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylearchcriminals, Batman, crime, humor, intelligence, iPhone app, IQ, police, thieves

Am I Really Depressed or Am I Watching Too Much Lifetime?

July 1, 2011August 31, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Lifetime Television: the place to go when Iwant to fall into a deep depression or when my hormones are totally out of whack. I guess Lifetime won’t hire me to come up with their marketing […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscrime, humor, Lifetime Channel, Patty Duke, women in prison movies

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