Unicorn Bites 2/27/14
Coworker: I’m offended Me: I’m sorry to hear that C: Thanks Me: No, I’m sorry to hear your voice at all. The fact you exist depresses me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 27, 2014 There’s […]
Coworker: I’m offended Me: I’m sorry to hear that C: Thanks Me: No, I’m sorry to hear your voice at all. The fact you exist depresses me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 27, 2014 There’s […]
A while back a friend of mine had a strange encounter in his neighborhood. He was returning home on foot and needed to determine if his wife was inside their house. This was imperative because […]
A financial broker in California recently got bagged for a very clever crime. The guy used money in his clients’ accounts to make trades, but then kept the profits for himself after cancelling the trades. […]
When I taught driver education we only used cars with automatic transmissions, which seemed to make sense. Given all the things a kid needs to remember while learning to drive, adding a stick-shift to the […]
So much for “humanizing” (our country’s most sacred resource), fetuses! A Republican lawmaker in New Mexico introduced a bill on Wednesday that would legally require victims of rape to carry their pregnancies to term in […]
An NBC affiliate in Florida reported that a couple returned from vacation and discovered that not only had someone broken into their home but had eaten their food and slept in their bed. One eyewitness […]
After completing several interviews for magazine deadlines, I decided I needed a cup of coffee and some non-computer down time, so I plopped myself in front of the TV and turned on the History Channel. […]
A group of teens in South Carolina, broke into a house, drank beer and vomited on the floor while the owner was away on vacation. Being the responsible kids they were, they returned to the […]
A Florida woman was charged with armed robbery after she pulled a gun on a man who was engaged in sex with her while he was driving his car. I’m not being prudish here, but […]