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Bananacide

June 26, 2013June 26, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

  Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen […]

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15 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleapple, banana, bananacide, condiments, Froot Loops, fruit, humor, loot, microwaves, murder, office, police, produce, riot, toaster oven

I’m Always the Cantaloupe

June 14, 2013 Lisa Newlin

I don’t like cantaloupe.  Does anyone? If you are one of the few who actually like cantaloupe, you obviously have horrible taste.  Come to think of it, your bad taste is demonstrated by the fact you read […]

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15 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleAmerican, BBQ, buffet, cantaloupe, chocolate covered strawberries, dislike, fruit, fruit salad, hot dogs, insecure, Like, salad, strawberries, Summer

To a Piece of Fruit

December 23, 2012December 24, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

(Sung to the tune of “My Darling Clementine”) Refrain Little round fruit, Little round fruit, Little fruit called Clementine You are sour To devour But you’re healthy, Clementine Verse 1 Saw the doctor And he […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Funcandy, clementine, diabetes, fruit, fun, funny poems, holidays, humorous poems, Kathy Minicozzi, pastries, poem, poetry, sweets

Opposite Day

September 26, 2012September 26, 2012 Rick Snee

Reading today’s news, it’s either Opposite Day, or I drove through a dimensional detour on my way to work.

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Football, Lifestyle, Politics, Sportsanal, boycott, enema, fruit, lockout, NFL, opposite day, referees, school lunch, union, university of tennessee, ut, vegetables, wine

Never Eat Sugar? The End of the World

September 4, 2012September 4, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I spend a good amount of time making fun of the Huffington Post, but someone has to do it, so it might as well be me.  The article that annoyed me this time was in […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleAlex Trebek, experts, fruit, health, Huffington Post, humor, over 50, rice, senior citizen, sugar, white bread

The Pesticide Problem

June 26, 2012June 26, 2012 Rick Snee

Were I cropdusted with pesticide, I’d burn my clothes and scrub with raw lye. But rinsing this peach with cold water makes it safe to eat.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayfruit, humor, lye, peach, pesticide

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