The similarity between Bill Y and Will Y
Sometimes you just can’t help yourself. You know its wrong and you tell yourself its wrong but you don’t listen to yourself and then you wonder why you’re talking to yourself in the first place. […]
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Unicorn Bites 3/15/14
Don’t do drugs, kids. The extra demand drives up the price. Wait, I mean because drugs are bad for you or something. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 15, 2014 Not to brag, but I pooped […]
Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
Auditions If you think job interviews are the liver and Brussels sprouts on the dinner plate of life, try doing an audition sometime. An audition makes a job interview look like a triple-dip double chocolate […]
A Toy Story – Natural-Born Leader
Our imaginary son is a good kid. Well, most of the time he is. He’s one of those natural-born leaders. Allow me to mention words which will hopefully explain my stance on this very matter: […]
Unicorn Bites 3/14/14
I once convinced my toddler that my pregnant wife swallowed a seed and has a watermelon growing in her stomach. Childhood must be terrifying — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 14, 2014 3-year-old:*asks “Why?” for 99th […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Deb Martin-Webster
Deb Martin-Webster stopped by to chat on HumorOutcasts Radio this week. We are starting to tell the world that in late May her sequel to Love, Montana will be released by Shorehouse Books . This novel […]
Where would we be without questions?
Everywhere I go, people ask me questions. Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food? What do sheep count when they can’t sleep? If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, […]
Barneygate – The truth is revealed
Sometimes you find out something that tears at the very fabric of society. Something that has evilly become ingrained into everyday life and you just want to shout “Told you so”. You knew it all […]
The Reluctant Homemaker
My Mom and my Grandma made valiant attempts to domesticate me when I was a kid back in the 50s and early 60s. They were worried because I was a tomboy. I was not above […]
Unicorn Bites 3/12/14
Boss: Your outfit is inappropriate Me: It’s casual day B: You’re in stormtrooper armor M: Am I overdressed? I have a sleeveless version. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 12, 2014 I admire optimists. It takes […]